Warning, though: fans of Lois, Clois and Chimmy may be offended. I don't have that many of those on my list, but I thought I'd warn anyway.
( Click at your own risk! )
All 10 dragons, but not in this image ;) I have to generate a new one!!!
( Read more... )
Please keep clicking :), hugs!!!! Monica
- Location:Home
- Mood:
tired
I am curious as to what you, my other chin fans, use for bedding. I debate going to fleece, but I do not know how it works... Do you clean them every day? or is it more like they are potty trained and have a corner thing of shavings where they go?
I would like to hear what you use and how it works for you :) Thanks in advance!
- Mood:
curious
There really should be a Fringe/Roswell crossover, you know.
- Mood:
chipper
We just implemented a temporary fix for our internal network and it *looks* promising. We'll let it bake in overnight and see how well it performs tonight and tomorrow.
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Hi hi!
We've completed the majority of the move and had the site back up by 20:00 UTC (hey, look, I can post! You can read! Yay!) , but there's still some lingering issues that we need to clean up and are aware of so please be a little more patient while we wrap up the odds and ends.
I want to echo the lj_releases post where we thank
For you techies, the slowness on our website is known, and the issue is currently isolated to oversubscribed ports on our core switches. That's direct from our vendor. Yeah, I know... Anyways, we're trying to implement a temporary workaround and we'll be looking to upgrade our hardware as a permanent solution. Please, hang in there a little longer!
bt
The thing is that I don't want to send it on to someone who dosen't want to participate.
So I'm opening this up to you all. Who wants to try this?
I was walking home tonight in the bitter, bitter cold, wishing I had worn a hat, when I passed a construction site. That's not unusual. Everyone's building condos in Philadelphia. I only hope that the economy crashes more so I can pick one up for a nickle.
Anyway, there was a big cement mixer truck at the site and as I was nearing it, it started to hiss.
'Hmmm,' thought I, 'I didn't know cement mixers did that.'
Then the hissing got louder and louder, so loud it hurt my ears.
Then, just as I was right across the street from the cement mixer, its top exploded with a loud boom and we were all enveloped in a cloud of dust and small chunks of cement rained down on our heads.
And I wished again that I had worn a hat.
Author/Artist:
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own any part of Harry Potter, or Draco, or Hermione, but if I did, D/Hr would rule forever. The song requested was The City Lights by Umbrella. I don't own that either, but it's a great song.
Summary: I asked her to give me a year to sort things out. She didn't know that I was asking for a year to forget her. Or maybe she did.
Notes: Big big thanks to my sisters and friends who helped me through this. Also, a huge thanks to my wonderful beta,
Mod Note: This gift was originally written for a participant that is no longer participating. In order to give the story the exposure and feedback it would have received, and to recognize the hard work that went into creating this gift, we are posting it here as a gift to the community. Enjoy!
I've written short stories that are longer than that. Well, shortish stories. It is approximately 56 pages.
No sweat.
Title: It
Category: Smallville/Supernatural (Crossover)
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean, Sam
Prompt: #36 - Serious
Word Count: 100
Summary: "You can't be serious..."
Title: It (Part II)
Category: Smallville/Supernatural (Crossover)
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean, Sam
Prompt: #37 - Fall
Word Count: 100
Summary: He could hardly believe it.
Title: All He Can Do
Category: Smallville/Supernatural (Crossover)
Rating: K+
Genre: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #38 - Nightmare
Word Count: 100
Summary: He could hear crying; familiar crying.
Title: Flu Season
Category: Smallville/Supernatural (Crossover)
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #39 - Contagious
Word Count: 100
Summary: "Whoa, sweetheart..."
Title: Just Away
Category: Smallville/Supernatural (Crossover)
Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #40 - Goodbye
Word Count: 100
Summary: [Part I] "What're you doing?"
- Mood:
calm
Passing this on from Yard Dog Press. They're the ones who published my novella Tranquility:
From now till January 15th (so you can use any holiday money you get to buy the books at these prices) we will be holding our first ever GIANT MEGA CASH FLOW SALE!!!
What's on sale? All perfect-bound books for the time period mentioned above will be $2.00 off the already unbelievably low YDP price. My Meisha Merlin Titles—Strange Robby, Recycled, Chains of Freedom and Chains of Destruction—will be on sale for $10.00. How's this for a deal—if you buy all three Chains books you can get the brand new Chains of Redemption for the same $10.00 price tag. In other words you can get all three Chains books for $2.00 less than you'd normally pay for two of the books. Such a deal!
Also on sale for the same $10.00 price tag, Best of the Bubbas of the Apocalypse. That's right. This book has all the best stuff from the other four BOTA books. What a great gift for that friend or family member you want to introduce to the BOTA universe.
Chap books, murder games, and the card games aren't on sale, but would make great holiday gifts and are already priced to move.
Here's the big deal…
…buy more than $50.00 of any merchandise and we'll throw in free shipping!
That's right buy sales items, buy things that aren't on sale; it doesn't matter because the minute your ticket goes over just $50.00 you get free shipping and handling.
And how's this for a deal? You have a friend or family member you want to send a gift to but you don't want to deal with it?
Then for an extra $6.00 we will wrap your book and ship it to that person on your gift list by priority mail.
You just go to www.yarddogpress.com, go through the catalogue, make your selections, and then either e-mail Lynn (lynnstran@cox.net) or me (selinarosen@cox.net) and we'll get your order rolling. You may pay via PayPal after contacting us, or you can give us your credit card info. If you prefer, you can just send us your order and a check made out to YARD DOG PRESS. Mail it to 710 West Redbud, Alma, AR, 72921-7247.
Either way, we’d be as happy as elves if you’ll let us fill your order.
Have a happy holiday!
Selina
- Location:at work
- Mood:
accomplished
Tendrils
falling
Swiftly
beyond
Softly
like wind-blown willow branches
Calling
to me,
Delectably
Does anyone have any tips for finding a great home for him? I live in the Asheville area if anyone is interested in taking my baby. I'd be willing to drive to you if you live in the general NC vicinity.
OOMG OMG Gabriel goes Robocop.
trying to think of a logically storyline where he could be dressed like the timecop.
sorry itll be the volume after Villians titled, Fugitives.
Sorry Im still in my Elle/Sylar daze...must wait for wowsugarpuss_ picspam...
I cant form a logically review of tonights eppy so feel fre to spam your thoughts on it.
WHAT?
- Mood:
confused
Title: The Real World
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Drama/Family
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #46 - Sheltered
Word Count: 100
Summary: "I just don't want our kids growing up sheltered..."
Title: Promise
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #47 - Nosebleed
Word Count: 100
Summary: She wiped the blood from her nose quickly...
Title: Unexpected
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Friendship/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #48 - Cuddle
Word Count: 100
Summary: "Wasn't expecting that..."
Title: Away from this Chaotic Life
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #49 - Fireplace
Word Count: 100
Summary: Chloe traced the plains of his chest...
Title: Altar Endings
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver, Jimmy, Clark
Prompt: #50 - Played for a Fool
Word Count: 100
Summary: "Jimmy, I..."
- Mood:
contemplative
Anyway, here's my list.
1. Nominations started today for
2.
3. Do you make icons? Have you ever wanted to try to make icons? Yeah? Awesome! Go join
4. Have you voted at [Bad username: smutastic_awards] yet? No? Bad, bad LJ-friend. Go, right now, and vote. I mean it. >:[
5. Crap, I am really not that mean. Sorry.
6. Because I have to end on an even number, I'm going to pimp myself again (yeah, not like pimp out myself! Sheesh, what is the matter with you people?! *snicker).
MY LUMIONE PWP!
Okay, here's my recipe for my b>WORLD FAMOUS BAKED POTATO SOUP!</b>
Right, okay, so it's not actually world famous and it's really not even baked potato soup, so yeah. I know it started that way, but I've made so many modifications that I can't even call it that anymore. Ah well, this is way better than baked potato soup. :)
Just so you know, this is for a double-batch, which is how I always make it. Honestly, it's a good soup to freeze and eat later, so it's best to make a double batch if you have the pot for it. :)
Ingredients
1 1/3 cups margarine
3/4 cup flour
2 pkgs turkey bacon (recommended Oscar Meyer brand)
2 bundles green onion (finely chopped)
1 bag redskin potatoes
14 cups skim milk
8 cups shredded cheddar cheese
12 oz fat-free sour cream
fresh ground pepper
salt
Process
1. Cut up raw turkey bacon width-ways with knife or kitchen shears into small strips. Fry cut-up bacon in a skillet. Set aside.
2. Clean and cut up entire bag of redskin potatoes into chunks. Do not remove skins. Put chunks into large pot of water and boil for 10 minutes. Drain and set aside.
3. While potatoes are cooking, melt butter in large stock pot on med-high. When butter is melted, add flour and stir together.
4. Once mixed, turn heat down to medium and begin adding milk in 2 cup incriments. Continue to stir so milk doesn't burn to the bottom of pot.
5. When milk begins to thicken, add onions to the pot.
6. Stir for another 5 minutes and then add potatoes and sour cream. Stir until sour cream is melted.
7. Begin adding cheese, stiring into the mixture 2 cups at a time. When finished, add salt and pepper (to taste).
Okay, one last thing. I was messing around with my PSP tonight and made a couple of text/emotion icons.
( Yumtastic )
Alright, I'm really done now. Bye y'all.
- Mood:
accomplished

LJ’s will be down tomorrow for what sounds like a good portion of the day for maintenance. Don’t go through Chlark withdrawal on your own. Come join us at the Two of Us Chlark Forum and discuss the best relationship on Smallville with people who appreciate it as much as you do.
You can post your art and vids, discuss spoilers and/or talk about Chlois in a non-combative environment. Over the past few days I’ve seen several positive journal entries on Abyss. They’ve helped buck up my spirits and they’d go perfectly in our Chlark Hope thread.
So, while LJ is down come explore ToU and don’t go without your Chlark fix.
Title: The Rule
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #41 - Watermelon
Word Count: 100
Summary: "Oliverrr!
Title: Door Number Three
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #42 - Paper
Word Count: 100
Summary: "What're you doing?"
Title: Looking out for Three
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Drama/Family
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #43 - Endangered
Word Count: 100
Summary: "What were you thinking?"
Title: Home
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #44 - Fragrant
Word Count: 100
Summary: The best part of the end of a mission was this right here.
Title: Word
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #45 - Waste
Word Count: 100
Summary: "It's a waste, you know..."
- Mood:
aggravated - Music: Breathe Me - Sia
LJ’s will be down tomorrow for what sounds like a good portion of the day for maintenance. Don’t go through Chlark withdrawal on your own. Come join us at the Two of Us Chlark Forum and discuss the best relationship on Smallville with people who appreciate it as much as you do.
You can post your art and vids, discuss spoilers and/or talk about Chlois in a non-combative environment. Over the past few days I’ve seen several positive journal entries on Abyss. They’ve helped buck up my spirits and they’d go perfectly in our Chlark Hope thread.
So, while LJ is down come explore ToU and don’t go without your Chlark fix.
Title: Illogical
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #36 - Anywhere
Word Count: 100
Summary: "We should get married."
Title: Foreboding Future
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver, Clark
Prompt: #37 - Lonely Road
Word Count: 100
Summary: He was intoxicated; heavily.
Title: Zing!
Category: Smallville
Rating: T
Genre: Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #38 - Electrify
Word Count: 100
Summary: He pressed her against the wall...
Title: Sexy, Genius Heroes
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #39 - Coffee Break
Word Count: 100
Summary: Breathlessly, she laughed...
Title: Anniversary Disasters
Category: Smallville
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Oliver
Prompt: #40 - Chained
Word Count: 100
Summary: "This is so not how I thought we'd be spending our anniversary..."
- Mood:
happy
Three Chloom Headers:



AM & Chlois icons:

( clickyclick! )
- Mood:
pleased - Music: Drive My Soul - Lights
Total word count: 50,109!!
- Mood:
giddy - Music:Silent Night--John Berry
In the form of some serious (serious meaning 10 pages and 4,500 words) Lumione smut.
Yeah, I said it: Lumione. I have never, ever, ever written anything quite like this and then to bring in Lucius Malfoy...yeah, it was a weird night. I don't think I've even done more than mention Lucius in passing in any of my stories. But, this was fun. LOL.
So with that all said, here it is, my gift to Dyno: Property of Lucius Malfoy
Be kind...
- Location:Work
- Mood:
worried - Music:Silence is Golden
I don't know if you all read the LJ news, but there is going to be down time this Tuesday, tomorrow... I don't like this :(
Here the news, http://news.livejournal.com/111137.html here the place where you can check the status http://status.livejournal.org/ and the place where you can get more info http://community.livejournal.com/lj_main
I'm going to feel strange without all of you here!!!!
Anyway, take precautions. I'm going to be available here http://monicaop.insanejournal.com/
If you can leave me the links for your other journals so I can get info of you during the down time.
Hugs everyone, be well, Monica
- Location:Home
- Mood:
worried
