Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Dear whoever who created the mess that will most likely be season 8 of Smallville,

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:25:35 GMT

allow me to tell you that switching people personalities doesn't count as true story telling. You can't take out script of season 6 and just switch Oliver's and Clark's name.

Clark's sudden turn into hero is not going to be anymore believable when he starts telling Oliver that 'there's whole world out there' when Oliver tells him that he's done with being hero. It's going to make them look as hypocrites.

It doesn't matter that you darkened Lois' hair, she won't turn into Lana. It won't make Clark's falling for her anymore believable.

We already knew that you're unable to write two women journalists at the DP so you gave Chloe Lana's old ISIS but did you really have to give her 'hello I'm Lana and everyone falls in love with me' personality too?

What do you do when you have low budget? Waste money on pointless wedding scene. We know that the wedding won't happen because Chloe will either die or Paradoom will crash it or if you gave Chloe her old personality back, she will do what any remotely sane woman would do and run away from Jimmy.

And do you really want us believe that after last season and seeing deleted scenes we will believe that Lois is successful journalist? Not gonna happen.

You made Jimmy wait for Chloe (after he helped to send her to prison) for two whole months? I'm impressed. It must be some kind of record for Smallville.

I must say I'm really looking forward to seeing next season. It's not that unusual for tv shows to makes fun of itself and do parody episodes but to give it the whole season? It's very impressive.

* unstableharpy is still alive *

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:43:38 GMT

It's been almost month since my last entry but I'm back.

First I traveled through France. Normandy (beautiful place), then Provence (even more beautiful) and later to Alps (very overrated imo, Pyrenees are much better for hiking).
After that, my friends came to visit and I turned into tourist guide around Belgium.
Then I went to England for a week (I'm totally moving there when I'm out of school. My sister hates it there, my parents hate the food, England drivers and routes etc. It makes it perfect place for me;) That I loved the nature is just added bonus and they have so cheap books. I love it there.)
Two days after return to Brussels I have to return back to Czech Republic because of school. And since then I'm just cleaning my home, dealing with school related things and crazy relatives.
But I'm finally back. Tired and wanting to smash things (preferable my aunt) but back.

P.S. I need a new room. There's no more storage place. I don't have place for my new books, handbags, shoes, accessories and shirts. It's hard to be a shallow person.
I almost forgot, I got a new car as belated birthdays present!!

How to interpret recent spoilers ...

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:08:33 GMT

Lois dresses as a maid to infiltrate the Luthor mansion.

Lois is desperate to move her career forward. Thus she tries to get closer to Tess. She's decided to get bigger stories and better assignments. Even if it means suddenly becoming lesbian.
Also, it's strange that Chloe and Clark are several months missing, they may be hiding in Luthor mansion and playing poker.

Someone is abducting young couples (including Chloe and Jimmy), and Lois and Clark pose as a couple themselves to investigate.

After one week, Lois and Clark realize that there's no one to do their work for them. Lois misses her lap dog Jimmy and Clark still didn't find the turn on button on his computer.

Lois proves herself to be a supporter of a Chloe & Clark pairing.

Oliver is back in the city.

...will introduce the Legion of Super-Heroes to the Smallville mythology. No details have been revealed except that the characters will stay true to their origins and will indeed come from the future.

Writers are desperate. In typical Smallville style, we will hear about Clois being twu love 4ever instead of actually trying to give this pairing some depth. Clark will finally start considering Lois as potential love interest. Tess is evol, Chloe dating mass killer/dating idiot (choose whichever you like more), Lana run away to get actual personality and Kara is lost. When all women are of limits, Clark finally consider Lois.

Mack doesn't know who Chloe should be happier with -- Jimmy or Clark. "I think she'd be lucky to have either of them. Clark's really high maintenance. He takes up so much time."
Of the ending, Slavkin says: " We've got some awesome ideas that will honor the mythology in a really great way."

Mack obviously doesn't read the whole script.
My inner eye foresee that they will honor mythology with killing Chloe off.

"Lois and Clark will be working side by side at The Daily Planet, and Lois will start to see Clark in a different way," they said. "She's surprised to see him in a suit, all grown up and handsome. It's no longer going to be played like a brother-sister relationship."

All grown up and handsome - Lois is horny. Oliver wasn't interested.

brother-sister relationship
Clois maniacs: Clois has amazing sexual chemistry. They are already in love they just don't know it yet.
Everyone else who watch Smallville: No, they are more like brother and sister.

After interview
Lois maniacs: *ignore that they were bad*
Everyone else who watch Smallville: *wonder what is going on in families of Clois maniacs if they are able to mistaken brother-sister relationship for relationship of lovers*

Q: Is there any chance that Chloe will be returning to the Daily Planet this year?
A: Well, I visit the Daily Planet. Uh, I don't know. I mean, she's really diving head first into the Isis, and she's really taking on the job of being the mentor and the kind of place of solace for all of the meteor infected. And so I think that that's really going to be her focus. And I think that she's pretty angry at Lex Luthor, so she's going to stay as far away from him and his cohorts as possible.

We don't have enough money for third desk.

Lana is away so we have to make her into saint. That's why we changed ISIS 'the place where Lana stalks Lex while telling to others she is helping people' into ISIS 'the place where Lana used to help people' over four months long break while hoping people who watch don't have that good memory.

Q: Can you talk about the things that may be happening with the many men in Chloe's life.
A: Obviously my relationship with Clark is still going strong and we're trying to find our footing and figure out if we're in love or just friends and what's going on. And then she's got Jimmy who's just this beautiful, amazing, supportive, stable, realistic man who she really seeks to find solace in and kind of uses to ground herself and come to some stability. So she goes to him a lot when things go kind of crazy. But now she's got this new hero, paramedic Davis guy who's pursuing her pretty actively and who's incredibly attractive and very kind and interesting and also a little dark so she's really got 3 to choose from. And I mean there's the Green Arrow and he's like whatever. He's just fun to play with.

We didn't get that far with script to know what will be going on but Jimmy will get brain surgery which will turn him into this beautiful, amazing, supportive, stable, realistic man. If we are lucky enough we could even get Paradoom/Oliver/Jimmy because of Smallville's old, fairly stupid motto 'More triangles, more happy fans'.

Also, AM and the guy who plays Paradoom got different scripts. I remember him saying his character would never try to steal Chloe from Jimmy.

CC: Has there been any talk of getting Erica Durance for more than 12 or 13 episodes this year?
BP: We have an option for her to do more, and what's great is she is really present in all of the episodes so far. She's front and center and is doing a great job. So yes, there's an opportunity for more.

No. We may have the option but we will not use it. We just like torturing our fans and yanking their chains.

Q: Can you talk about Chloe's interaction with the Bette character in the second episode; taking her in.
AM: I think Chloe's really taking on the whole Mother Teresa kind of thing that's still looming around since she started with her superpower.

Jimmy will claim they lost their spark and will run away with meteor infected woman who's partly glow-worm and partly electric eel. That way their spark will never be lost.

Heartbreaked Chloe will get her new power. To not be seen while saving people she can turn herself to look as your regular nun and gets charmed prayer beads that can stun everyone. Sadly before Chloe will gain control of her power she will accidentally stun forever Shelby, Jimmy and his new sparkly girlfriend and we will see them again during last episode. Jimmy under Chloe 'spell' will miraculously loose his memory and become 10 years younger.
Torn over his superhero activity/drunken Oliver will name her Mother Teresa.

Re Lana: "She's grown up," Todd reveals. "She's left Smallville and she's going to come back a woman. Obviously, she was a woman since she got married, but she's [still] a kid. She was living in the same town her whole life. This is her chance to come back with a stronger point of view than she ever has [had]," he says

We fucked it up with her character and with Clark's obsession over her so we must pull Chloe on her (change completely her character) to end Clana for good and start with Clois.

Clark will also have extra super-heroing challenges with having Lois and Jimmy at his side most of the time. "All I can say is, Jimmy Olsen does have a camera, and Lois is very curious, you know, and if they're working side by side you can see that those worlds are going to collide," Slavkin teases.

Lois and Jimmy are demented. Nothing new then.

"One [criticism of] Clark Kent is that he's always been reactive in our show. His decision to go to the Daily Planet is his way of saying, 'I've got to use my powers to help people.' So when the guy in the audience [of the Comic-Con panel] was talking about testosterone, we're like, you want to see some testosterone? He's going out there. He's looking for it. I think the fans, Superman fans, will be delighted with that," Slavkin says.

Cows won't get feed.

* Spoilers taken from KSite and ellyfanfiction

Women have dignity too, even those on Smallville

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:11:36 GMT

I think we should start petition addressed to Smallville's producers or to anybody who caused the Chimmy's marriage proposal crap. Seriously, this is insulting to women. None self-respecting person would say yes to Jimmy after all what he did.

End Chimmy, save Chloe's dignity!! She is the last woman on Smallville with some dignity left.

What message is Smallville sending to young people?

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:33:09 GMT

As I said in one of my previous post Smallville is about young Superman and Superman is about morals. This caused that Lois Lane was role model for several generations of young girls and women. It didn't matter whether it was Lois Lane from comic books, cartoons, movies or Teri Hatcher's Lois Lane. She was always strong woman who loved her career and was very successful in her work. She's top reporter for one of the biggest newspapers. The key to her success was her hard work which made her perfect for being role model for kids. The name Lois Lane became synonym for these qualities.

See that's where the problem lies.

The name belongs to EDLois now.

What kind of role model is she?

She is about 24 years old and she was never hardworking. Her whole success is based on sheer luck and rack. She didn't end high school, she was kicked out of uni, then she was lucky enough and they took her back but she left again.
What's worse she acts as it's good thing. Not once she express remorse that she is uneducated in job where one of the most important requirements is higher educations.
From sheer luck she came to DP in the same time as Grant which got her job. She flirted with him and then even slept with him. He called her his top reporter even though she must brought in work less than mediocre because Grant refused to publish it even though he had very low standards. Her relationship with her boss got her rocket start and she's being send out on assigements during her first week in work.

Please, don't tell me that the writers wants this to be role model for young people.

Next season we will have another clueless reporter at DP. Another one without proper education for this job. We have two fictional character who are huge role models for young people but they are undereducated for the job they do and they don't mind it. The jobs they didn't even want at first.

Now, on the other hand we had a hardworking person who is taking evening classes to have sufficient education for the work she wanted to do since she was child. She worked hard for it. She started on elementary school and was editor on high school, she got into DP after her first year at high school for summer.

But you know, she got kicked out. Now we have to clueless idiots at DP and the one person who actually knew what she was doing is kicked out of her job. Can you see the irony?

What does it tell to kids who watch Smallville?

All you need to do is sleeping with your boss? You don't need education? Work hard and then watch as all your dreams are falling apart?

I wonder how well would these kids do in the real world if they took Smallville seriously. I feel sorry for them. I'm happy I grow up with TH as my Lois Lane.

EDLois is ILL because ...

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:48:44 GMT

1. She is smart.

She is not genius as Chloe or Batman or Albert Einstein or Babe the Gallant Pig. She is street smart.

Do you ask why I think so? Well, you can see it outright during her first episode. You remember when she went to visit Lionel Luthor in jail to tell him that Chloe is alive so he could start again his attempts on Chloe's life. You need to be street smart (or mentally challenged) to do that.

2. She is classy.

The outfits she wears to work absolutely suits the purpose for the day. Jeans and shirts on normal occasions, power suits when she wants to have sex with Grant during working hours and outfits stolen from Chloe when she's trying to look serious.

All of them are seize that would sit her 10 years ago. Before she went through puberty.

Let's not forget on her hair style. She was inspired by Shelby returning from outside on rainy day.

Her diction stopped developing in third grade. 'That's demented' speaks for itself.

3. She is 'taking care' of other people.

Seriously, she could be killer for-hire. No one can 'take care of people' as she does. Remember how she called her cousin to save her and go for her into a place where are armed guards that already proved that they will kill? Her cousin who never have had any kind of training in fight?

4. She is a career woman.

Her career started already at high school which she left without ending it, moved to the Uni just to be kicked out and for two years did nothing. Later started working for tabloid, until her chest was offered a job at the DP.

She loves her career more than anything. Well, maybe she loves having sex with her boss little more than her career. Even though it's just for rebound, to get over Oliver, so she could easily use some random man she met in bar or random co-worker. She just loves her career so much that she would risk it for sex.

5. She is strong woman.

That's why she cried when AC was leaving Smallville even though she knew him for one day. He was her one true love. As were her soldier, Oliver, Grant and most likely will be Paradoom and Clark next season.

6. She can take care of herself.

That's why she lived with Kents for a year and was using her father's money. That's why Chloe must help her to get credits she needed to end high school. That's why Lex had to get her back into Uni. That's why Chloe had to give her information on Lex and Jimmy needed to show her all the important things during their investigation.

7. She doesn't need a man.

She didn't cry for days after Oliver left her. Twice. She didn't cry when Grant left her. She doesn't spend her time looking for a man. It was pure accident that she spoke with the woman in Crimson who offered her lipstick that will cause her fall in love with first man she sees. And because Lois doesn't need a man at all, she immediately bought it.

Even though I can't fathom why would anyone want to fall in love with a first man he/she sees. The person won't fall in love with them and they could be looking at someone who looks like Dick Cheney for all they know. But because Lois is street smart she used it anyway.

8. She is journalist because of her love for truth and justice.

Only when it's related to barn doors, non-existent animals, fight clubs and unfaithful politician.

When it comes to serious matters she is doing it for personal revenge. Her only serious piece of work that ever got published was written after GA made her angry. Her crusade against Lex is because he caused death of her first twue love.

Her love for justice and truth is also the reason why she is working for Lex at the DP while he won't let her publish anything with true in it.

9. Her father is general.

And probably the only general who has successful career even though his older daughter is college dropout and reporter and his younger daughter is criminal. All other people would be sent to do unimportant deskwork because they would be looked at as potential danger for state. But I guess it didn't happen because Lois is so awesome.

Also it gives Lois ridiculous amount of power over soldiers in situations when she should be put in jail or escorted out regardless who her father is.

10. Lois is charming.

Her chest charmed several people. Other men who don't care think she is idiot. Like Lex, Lionel, Jimmy on occasion and few others.

11. Clark is pining after her.

In that case, I think ILL is Lana Lang.

12. Lex is pining after her.

Again with Lana.

13. Journalism was always her dream job.

Just after barman, waitress, stripper, hooker,...

14. She is role model for girls.

I can't continue writing because I'm of to sleep with my profesor..........

Random thoughts about Smallville and ED

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:26:51 GMT

Because I can't sleep and my brain is fried from all the studying, I decided to share some of my thoughts with you.

1. ED and Emmy - I'm not going to write about her acting because we all know that Lois' primary role on Smallville is to be eye-candy. You don't need to have talent for that. Just tight t-shirt. Not saying that ED is bad actress. She was good in Siren but she is hardly Emmy material.

What I don't get is the category she was nominated for. She's no way lead. For seven seasons, Smallville has only one female lead and it's KK. Doesn't matter how you look at it, she isn't lead.

a) CW, AlMiles etc. always clearly said that KK is female lead.
b) ED isn't lead by onscreen time. If she looked at it that way than the lead would be AM.
c) She doesn't have full contract as KK or AM.
d) The only time ED was female lead in episode of season 7 was in Gemini and partly in Apocalypse. Gemini was disaster and I can't imagine how could anyone want to be associated with episode like this.
e) Look at the credits.

I don't know whether ED nominated herself or it was done without her permission but if she really didn't know about it as many of her fans believe, why didn't she remove herself out of Emmy race? Why didn't she let Smallville fans know about her nominations? If she really didn't know about it why she didn't say anything to her fans or KK fans? Because if something like that happened to me I would people let know that it wasn't me.

Are really ED's fans that obsessed with her that they don't see these things while they are defending her?

If AM did it I'd be angry too and I wouldn't try to defend her because, you know, KK has been female lead for seven seasons and I feel really bad for her right now. Lana may be horrible character but KK has been there for seven years and she deserves some respect for it.

So yes, I'm kinda disgusted by ED's defenders right now.

2. Just random thing I've seen on forums and message boards about Smallville.

It seems that majority of people who are fans of EDLois are also fans of Ginny Weasley in Harry Potter books. You know it's quit funny because the same people bash Chloe for being in love with Clark during high school and yet are fans of girl who is obsessed with the same boy since she was eleven. I wonder if they know about this little hypocrisy.

You know many people also believe that Ginny didn't get any real development and her story was built on lightswitching. Sounds a lot as EDLois to me. I'm starting to believe that EDLois fans just have bad taste.

3. Why is it that everytime they let Lois do some real investigation they send her to borrow some Chloe's outfit at first? Her tops, her jacket and last time in Arctic in scene with Clark almost whole outfit.
It's not her style at all and she looks rather stupid in it most of the times but yet, if she goes to do her work 'seriously' she wears Chloe like outfits.

That's why I will never be part of any organized religion

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:23:45 GMT

Poland, the country that is on the east from mine, is very catholic country, and when I say very I mean it like group of fanatics running around with crucifix and holy water screaming shit in latin (no, they are not SPN fans). You can have abortion. There are exception when woman is raped or when having child would endanger woman life. That's all.

This week, fourteen years old girl went to hospital for abortion because she was raped. Several hospitals refused to do it. They seriously refused to help fourteen years old girl who was raped. When her parents and she finally found a clinic where they would do it, the catholic activist with pro-life slogans (there was priest with them) broke into clinic and occupied it so the girl had to be escorted out by police for her own safety. She still didn't have the abortion done.

Why these shits believe they have any right to tell this girl to keep the child. She's fourteen. She was raped. Being pregnant in fourteen is hard and dangerous but can you imagine how she has to feel when she was actually raped and people in her own country think she the bad one because she doesn't want to bear reminder of what happen for another six months?

I just really hate these people. Really hate them. If there is really any God, I can't wait to meet him and kick his/her ass.

Smallville fandom. Because we all are such hypocrites.

Fri, 30 May 2008 21:58:37 GMT

What's happening now is kind of disgusting. Lois' fans call Chloe's fans psychos and we do the same to them in return. But frankly, we are all the same.

Remember when we didn't know if AM will return? Many of us claimed that we have already seen Lois&Clark show. We were angry and very loud about it. Well, now it's turn for team Lois to be angry that AM is back for whole season and they don't know if will ED be there only for 13 episodes or more. It's their turn to claim that they won't watch Chloe&Clark show.

"When we blame ourselves we feel no one else has a right to blame us." Oskar Wilde

For the big ChloexLois debate, it should be more like: When we complain about Chloe/Lois we feel no one else has the right to complain about them too, because that would be bashing.

Chloe's fan is bashing Lois when she/he is complaining about Lois entry to journalism and DP. Lois' fan is free to complain about it as much as he/she wants. And other way around. Lois' fans can't complain about what Chloe did because we would call it bashing.

Chloe/Lois is useless to the story. Both group of fans are saying it. When fan of Lois writes that Chloe is useless, other fans agree and say it's just opinion and truthful one in it, should they be asked about it by some randomly wandering/stalking fan of Chloe. When they see the same written about Lois, it's bashing. The best part is that I've been in fandom long enough to know that Chloe's fans do exactly the same thing.

Fan of Chloe can write that she isn't acting as Chloe anymore or that he/she wishes AM won't be back for next season. Said fan can write it because it's his/her opinion and a way how to vent frustration over the show. In case it's written by fan of Lois, he/she is called hater and frustrated over EDLois and her nonILL behavior.

Fan of Lois can write that Lois wasn't acting as ILL should and show frustration over her inability to publish her work and get information by herself. It's okay because said fan is just frustrated over Smallville. No one else can say it without being called ED hater and Chloiser.

Many of Chloe fans are getting ridiculed by Lois fans when they claim they will stop watching if AM will leave the show.
Lois' fans say that we don't really like Smallville and watch just to see Chloe. Well sweethearts, it's true. Do you want to know why?
Because we have been watching since season 1. We remember when the show had good storylines and characters were actually getting some real development. These times ended with the last episode of season 3.
See, that's the problem because these fans who makes fun of us, wouldn't know it because they didn't actually see first three seasons. They started watching just when they found out that Lois came to Smallville.
See, we would stop watching if AM left but many Lois' fans started watching when Lois came. What exactly is the difference? Who likes the show more?

Chlark is not going to happen because Clark doesn't love Chloe and is destined to be with Lois. Too bad guys, the universe where Clois is destiny, doesn't have Chloe in it.
Clois is not going to happen because Clark doesn't love Lois and Lois and Clark didn't even know each other in that stage of life. Too bad guys, welcome to the 'available for all women Clark Kent' verse.

I could keep doing this for another four hours but I don't want to and I hope, you see what I meant by this post.

Frankly, we are doing exactly the same things as other fans do. When we do it, we call it expressing ourselves. When they do it, we call it bashing.

Can't we just stop that. If you guys can't play nice, stay at your side of sand box. I'm not asking for people to agree with me, I'm asking them for discussing their opinions with me as civilized and educated human should.

So before you go to attack other fans on KSite, LJ or in real life remember these three mottos:

"I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird." Paul MacCartney

"The capacity for getting along with our neighbor depends to a large extent on the capacity for getting along with ourselves. The self-respecting individual will try to be as tolerant of his neighbor's shortcomings as he is of his own." Eric Hoffer

"The only way to make sure people you agree with can speak is to support the rights of people you don't agree with." Eleanor Holmes Norton

if it's too much to remember than just think of one short but powerful word: Tolerance

I will try to remember it too.

Kara through the ages... ehm, through season 7

Tue, 27 May 2008 17:28:38 GMT

Welcome to the first instalment of Smallville's characters through the ages. The first one will be about our favorite Amnesiacgirl.

She was presented to us as the next best thing after apple pie. Yet, more than half of her onscreen time, she is Brainiac or Amnesiac. She has superpowers but doesn't fight. She was there to bring some girl power but all we got was OMG!boobies.

Let's take a look on her time on Smallville:

1. Her first deed and appearance on Smallville and it was grave mistake. At least that's the way I refer to saving Lex. Though we shall forgive it to her since she didn't know who baldie is at that time or later for the fact. She is little slow on the up take when it comes to villains and Jimmy Olsen.
Note that at the end of episode, she already managed to find fitting and by todays standards fashionable outfit. But didn't get boots. Weird much?

2. Second time, she definitely gained plus point from me. K.O.ing Lois always gets you plus points even if you're puppies killer.
And here we have our obligatory check out of her by our own 'grieving after Lana' Clark Kent. Her cousin, by the way. Luckily, they didn't take it farther than that. It would not be only squicky but also illegal in several states.
Then she goes away to scare few kids at playground. Because, you know, if you have almost genial brain, the best way how to look for your cousin is to wander around random playgrounds.

3. Now, Kara as part of Kent family, though we have never seen her interact with Martha or any other potential relatives, and with new 'Chloe made' identity enters corn pageant. Why? So AlMiles could have boobies. Ehm, I meant to say, show girl power during the final fight with other girls. And because Kara is Supergirl she managed between it all ogle, and be ogled by, Jimmy Olsen. Love and chemistry on first sight through camera. If you look behind the hotness that's Karimmy, you can see Jimmy's girlfriend and best friend of Kara's cousin that accidentally is the same person who made Kara's new identity. Can you say gratitude?

4. Kara, as every women who isn't named Chloe, gets a job in Talon. You know the place that's owned by Lex Luthor. Wonder what was Kara and Clark thinking. Well, I know. Clark - Lana and pie. Kara - Jimmy and ... . I don't think her brain can actually work with more things at one time.

5. Kara spends more of her time with Jimmy, her comic books canon boyfriend. While they are blissfully happy, fans are gaging because Jimmy is still with his Smallville canon girlfriend Chloe.
You will note that even if they believe there's amazing chemistry between them, they look together more like two fourteen years old on their first date.

6. Then, there was the thing with Clark and Martian Manhunter. She used her body, not her super brain, to get what she needed. Don't you just love how is Smallville treating women?

7. Then Kara follows her cousin's style of work and get herself caught. She remembers few things about just how much is House of El really psychopathic family and that it wouldn't hurt if they took few hours in family counselling before their planet was destroyed.

8. Kara lose her powers, memory and personality. When fans and Clark forget she has ever been there, we see her again. And surprise, surprise, she meets her personal stalker/psychopath. We also learn that Kara and Lois are good friends, although they never had one scene together.

9. Lex takes over the newly vacated post of her personal stalker.

10. For no obvious reason Clark, Lana, Lionel, Martha, Shelby and the cows decided to lie her and not tell her the true. Fans can only assume that AlMiles were missing their secrets and lies. Which leads us to Kara being Lex's new mansion mate.

11. Still amnesiac Kara goes with Jimmy to see One Republic and it seems like she lost not only her memory but also the famous chemistry she had with Jimmy 'I like to leave girls who lost memory, claiming we lost spark, so I could run back to my ex' Olsen. So that way ends Kara's one, arguably only, story arc on Smallville.

12. Chloe and Lana get Kara away from mansion and to the Fortress where lives useless IA. Kara gets her memory back, saves Clark, try to teach him fly and fails miserably. By now, even the slowest of fans realized that the motto of House of El is 'We are sexy losers'.

13. Kara thinks it's her mistake that Lana got brainiaced and no one really knows why she thinks so. Her feelings leads her to look for Brainiac. Guess what? She fails miserably.

14. Next time we see her doesn't count. It's AU created for Clark when he was too mopey and whinny to actually try and save the world.

15. No, it's not Kara. It's Spike.

16. The last time we see her is when she is locked in the thing (I forgot it's name and I'm way too lazy to look for it).

So that's the end of the journey of the famous Amnesiacgirl. Girl that even though she was there for eleven episodes, AlMiles and writers didn't bother to actually grace her with some real story arc.

Bye-bye, Kara. You won't be missed.

What Smallville taught me this season

Mon, 19 May 2008 15:17:14 GMT

Smalville is show about young Superman, right? Superman is about morals, justice and all these bothersome things, right?
Every bad deed should come back to hound your conscience or backfire (if you are not villain of the story) so kids would learn from the story. Do I get it right?

So I guess it's okay if...

1. I date my boss and sleep with him during my work hours. According to Smallville it's nothing immoral and the outcome of it will be very convenient help to start my successful career and being called star reporter even thought I still didn't get any of my work published.

2. I fake my death, frame my husband and then steal his money. Smallville taught me that there won't be any backlash for, even though I break several laws and along the way cause death of several people and have my father in law tortured. The worst that could happen to me is that I'll get one disappointed look of my boyfriend.

3. I stalk my now ex husband and say to all that I'm working on helping people that said man hurt so I'd look like freakin' saint. When it will all come out, I will get second disappointed look from my boyfriend and get in clash with my bestfriend but it will be miraculously forgotten. It's totally worth it.

4. I'm happy in love with someone who looks like my boyfriend but isn't. I will be happy and more in love with him than with the original one because this one is acting exactly how I wish and doing everything what I wish. It won't hit me as strange that he had completely changed his opinion, behavior and stopped looking for his lost cousin.

5. I'll tell later to my original boyfriend that I loved the fake one more and act as it's not my fault that I didn't know it isn't him. All I get will be silent treatment for a day and few awkward moments later but our relationship miraculously survive and all is forgotten next week.

6. I attack my bestfriend's cousin and editor of newspapers just because I want to and I got these awesome superpowers that will allow me to do it. I don't have to beg for forgiveness later even though I sent one of them into hospital. The worst that can happen to me is that I'll finally realize just how much my boyfriend is dumb when he will keep blaming himself even thought I will say him otherwise.

7. I risk my good name and career just because I want to use my editor to get over my ex. Nothing happen to me at all. Doesn't matter that the building is full of first class reporters. No one wil find out, except my cousin but I can lie to her.

8. My career patch will be wonderful because I will have suddenly from nowhere gained computer skills, my cousin's materials to case and popping up from nowhere emails with proofs.

9. I will send my bestfriend to do my work and look for my cousin, killing maniacs and emotionally blackmail her to do things she doesn't want and that could potentially get her arrested or killed. While she will do all this I'll be by bedside of my true love and stroke her hand while she's in agony.

10. I leave girlfriends just because I'm insane with jealousy or I think my amnesiac girlfriend and I lost spark. It's okay to treat them that way because they will always take me back.

11. I ask my girlfriend to marry me after I helped agents to get all proofs they need to get her arrested.

Did I leave something out? Some other moral principles we learned this season?

Sun, 11 May 2008 16:03:48 GMT

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!

AAArrrggghhh!!!!

Sat, 10 May 2008 23:15:09 GMT

F**K YOU, Smallville!!

Sorry, I just had to let it out. Yes, it's spoiler related.

Quest

Fri, 09 May 2008 20:18:41 GMT

About our hero. No, I don't mean Chloe. No, Ollie wasn't in this episode. I actually meant Clark.
TPTB obviously believes that sign of true hero is lying on floor/altar and waiting to be saved or standing there doing nothing while waiting for information. Did he actually do anything except getting himself caught so Chloe would have to save him again and later return to the "world would be better/safer without me" mood, the issue that was supposed to be solved last episode?

I just wonder where Chloe went and if she knows that there is some clone of her with few similar character traits. Maybe she was kidnapped during Zod's little Metropolis party and didn't return since then.
Sure Chloe, send Clark to kill Lex. Although you were against killing him when the situation was even worse than now. I guess you didn't want to make Clark killer. What changed since then?
And is superstrength your new power? If not how is it possible that you broke the altar with whatever you were holding and then moved the thing that I've no idea how it's called but I know for a fact that it's usually terribly heavy?

I could wonder why Chloe didn't send Kara to save Clark but I'm sure there is perfectly good and logical explanation for it. Maybe one like that: Kara is wandering around Smallville, lost in cornfields without any idea how she got there, who she is and why is the dorky kid with camera stalking her.

Did Jimmy take over Chloe's position at the DP? It looks like he believes he's reporter.
And Jimmy, please, don't jump on bed in tennis shoes. It's gross. Preferably don't wear this shoes at all when your clothes are in dark colors.
Even better, stay away from any bed on which is lying Chloe.

Does Lois know that she has another room mate?
Where is Lois? Working on story? Working on editor? Is having early start on Doomsday?

While watching, I had feeling that I'm watching strange, extremely demented version of The Da Vinci code.

I wish I could stop watching. I tried several times but every time returned back to it. I fear I'm going to watch as long as AM will play Chloe. I finally understand how must smoking people feel when they're trying to quit it.

Dear Jimmy,

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:55:23 GMT

this could be very long post but I will make it fast and simple because I know you're not the sharpest one out there.

Just send me adress of your home and wait there for me. I'll show up promptly to castrate you.

I'm looking forward to see you!

Dear Chloe,

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:36:09 GMT

I understand, that with your mother being in catatonic state, father working far away from you/dead, Lana brainiaced, Kara lost, Lois maybe sleeping with new editor, Clark being stupid moron, you are desperate for some affection. But taking back boyfriend who tends to leave girls when he thinks they lost their spark, who is ogling other women and who almost sent you to prison, isn't answer.

Buy a puppy or kitten. They are cute, sweet and won't stab you in the back. You can't say the same about Jimmy.

Please, after you get rid off Jimmy, do following. Explain Lois the importance of accessories, help Lana, help Kara and kick ass of your so called best friend. The man is idiot. First, he sent you to look for Briniac and then emotionally blackmails you to hack into files you don't want to. After doing all that move out of Smallville and Metropolis. Think about Gotham. A lot to write about and in a few years, there will be hero that will actually have a functional brain and won't send you into danger.

Please do it as fast as possible or TPTB will destroy your character even more.

Thank you.

Quiz time

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:07:38 GMT

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8 reasons for Chlex in Apocalypse

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:39:44 GMT

1. Every other girl - except Martha, for obvious reason - had at least hints of relationship with Lex. Let's make it full circle.

2. What would shock Clark more than his best friend/sidekick/partner in crime being engaged to Lex, Clark's arch enemy?
I can't think of anything more shocking right now. Clark see Chloe as fighter for justice, seeing her with Lex would show him that he's important for people on earth.

3. AM and MR have amazing chemistry. One of the best on Smallville. It's time they use it in its full potential.

4. This is little petty reason but I will use it anyway. It's time Chloe got her own bilionaire, even if it's only in AU.
Kara and Lana had Lex, Lois had Oliver and Martha had Lionel. It's time for Chloe to have one too. Especially if it's true that originally they wanted to do Chlollie instead of Lois/Oliver. I think they owe it to us.

5. It's AU. Why not gives to Smallville fans something they wanted to see for long time.
It won't change a thing later. Except Clark will realize why he is needed on earth.

6. They want to show us how different the world would be without Clark. Chloe engaged to Lex and being on the bad side is big change. On the contrary, Chloe engaged to some random man is not so big change, for all we know it could be Jimmy 2.0.

7. We had AU Lexois, Karex, Lexana, RedK Chlark, RedK Clois, Clana, Jonathan/Martha, Mionel, Chimmy, Karymi, AU Jimmy ogling Lois and Lana.
What's missing? Chlex.
They have done every possible ship they could, except Chlex.

8. I think Chlex would pump up the ratings a little. Because even fans want some change.

9. I want my Chlex!!
It counts as reason too, doesn't it?

The Watchtower 1/?

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:39:01 GMT

"Tell me Chloe. It's been months and your friends didn't come for you." Bald man said to bleeding and tired looking woman siting in a chair " Don't you think they would already find you if they were actually looking for you? Are they really worth all the pain if they don't care for you?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Body of said woman stirred and started to slowly regain consciousness. Turning on her bed to face the door, Chloe began to think about her nightmare.

"Nightmare? More likely memory."

She closed her eyes and tried to look on more positive side of her dream.

"At least now I know my name is Chloe."

"But who is the Baldie?"

"Forget about his name. More important question is why was he having us tortured. It's not every day occurrence. Or at least I hope so."

Answered second voice in Chloe's head. Chloe opened her eyes with shock.

"Uh, why am I speaking to myself? Isn't it one of signs of madness?"

"Because you're bored and there isn't anyone else to speak with. I'm your more negative side, by the way."

"Right. Does it make me more or less crazy?"

"More but you never know."

"So how should I call you?"

"Chloe 2.0 will do."

"Nice to meet you Chloe 2.0. Let's start planning escape before Baldie will return to continue where he left off. I'm open to any ideas you have. You have some, right? Don't you?"

"I'm you. How could I possibly have a plan if you don't have one? There is no hope for us anyway. There is only one guarded door. No window. Besides we don't know where we are. Anyway, we're hardly strong enough to get out of bed. How do you want to play the Fugitive with guards if we get out of here."

"You're not helping. Your negativism is not helping. I don't want you here."

"Okay. I'm going. No point to be here if you don't like me."

With this the second voice left.

"That was strange. I just banned my other inner voice out of my head."

Chloe felt like crying. It was getting harder to stay sane.

"I need to get out of here before it will get even worse."

Chloe tensed when she saw the door open.

This time entered only guard with food tray full of strangely looking bread, some faded vegetables and bottle of water. After putting the tray down beside her bed he immediately left the room.
The guards not once spoke to her and most of them didn't even look at her. For them she was only thing, just object.

It's been eleven days since she woke up without any memory of her past life or the place where she was. Her only clues were snippets of her past she saw in her dreams.

Though she didn't need to have all her memories back to know there was something unusual with her body. The way she was regaining strenght after being in coma for five years was unnatural. With every (however disgusting) meal she ate she got stronger. Much faster than human body should be able to.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

At night Chloe dreamed again.

"Oliver, you really couldn't have had better timing." Chloe screamed immediately when the elevator came to stop, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

"I was just in the middle of a date. Do you have any idea how hard is it to squeeze date between work, aliens trouble and helping Clark with his dysfunctional love life?" Chloe continued her march into Oliver's office where were meetings held.

"I swear, you and Clark are only two people I know who call for help in such inconvenient time." Chloe was ready to open the door to office. "So you better have good reason to call me and nothing short of possible end of the world counts as good reason today."

Chloe opened the door and looked in. On the instant she went bug-eyed. "What the hell?" She blinked once, then twice to be sure. "I haven't drunk that much."

Oliver looked at her with unhappy look on his face. "No, you aren't drunken. It just kind of happened."

Chloe was ready burst out laughing. "How can something like that just kind of happen? Did you just ..." She didn't end her sentence. Her laugh overpowered her.

Two Olivers scowled at her. "The facility where we were was full of gas we haven't known about before and it got a little out of hand and this just happened. We have little trouble here." said Olivers at the same time.

"It's kind of obvious I would say" said Chloe when she cooled down a little "but why have you called me? I'm reporter, not scientist?"

"The scientists part I've got already covered. My people are working on it. I need your help with something else, well more like someone else." On Chloe's questioning look Oliver only said "Follow me and you will understand."

He led her to room to Bart's room. After opening its door Chloe indeed understood. There in full speed two Barts were racing and had a contest in food eating. All at one time.
In the middle of the room two Victors and two ACs were loudly arguing about sushi and whether is morally wrong to eat it.

Wide eyed Chloe turned to look on Olivers. He just shrugged. "I need someone to keep an eye on them while I will follow Lex. He has meeting in Slums. And I have to attend business meeting. All at one time. I, we, need to be there."

"You made me leave in the middle of date to babysitt three, well six, adult people." Chloe felt her temper rising.

Oliver rushed with explanation. "We aren't sure if their behavior weren't altered. They are meta, half machine and half fish who knows if they aren't dangerous."

It didn't make Chloe feel any better. " So, you made me leave in the middle of date to babysitt six adult possibly dangerous people? It makes things much better. Way to go Ollie."

"You won't be there alone. I called Clark already. He will be there in a few. He, for safety reasons. You, for babysitting."

"Why isn't just Clark enough?"

"They wouldn't listen him. Only make fun of him."

"Go Oliver before I'll harm you and I won't heal you this time."

Angry Chloe looked over the mess caused by people who were the only hope of this world. Shaking her head Chloe watched Bart hit the wall with slice of pizza in hand when he didn't menage to stop/turn in time. "Our world is doomed."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Next morning Chloe thought about her dream. It seemed like she wasn't the only one with freaky abilities.

"What was the I won't heal you this time about?"

"Who is Clark?"

Then something suddenly clicked in Chloe's head. Lex is having meeting in Slums. "Lex. The Baldie is Lex Luthor. He was torturing me because I was helping to these people. And it had also something to do with Clark."

Chloe, not for first time, wished she had her memories back. She couldn't help but have feelings that Clark was somewhat important to her and to this whole situation.

As every morning the door opened. However this time it wasn't food tray but two scientists.

They continued with their conversation as if Chloe weren't there.

"This one is unusual case. She came here with power of healing other people but now after several years the chemicals that we gave her to keep her subdued stopped working. Her power started to evolve. During last six months she got another power. Now she is able to heal not only others but herself too." said scientist, which Chloe named Mad scientist with big injection number one, while taking her blood.

After Mad scientist with big injection number two took her blood too, they left. Before the door shut down, Chloe heard number one. "Mr. Luthor is coming to see her and our test results in two weeks. We have to..." Chloe heard no more. Nor did she care.

"Lex is coming."

Chloe felt panic arise.

"Who knows what will he do to me this time. He tortured me before and then kept me in a coma."It would be nice to get out of here before he gets there."

Chloe needed think out plan and do it fast.

A/N: Sorry it took so long but I didn't have time to write until now. It wasn't beta read. If you have some questions or you think some of it doesn't make sense, don't be affraid to ask :)

Veritas

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:16:32 GMT

How much naive am I if I hoped Smallville is getting better after Traveler?

I'm taking back anything I said about Lois being good reporter. If Grant won't help her or Chloe won't give Lois her own work, she is clueless. "Big cool headline here" speaks for itself. I'm sure Lois' fans will say it was only comic relief but it wasn't. After everything Lois has done since season 6 I really think she's that much dumb.
I think AlMiles secretly hate Lois. Not even them could accidentally destroy character of someone who has 70 years old history that much. May be they hate her because she will be the one who will marry Clark and not Lana. Who knows. It really doesn't matter. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's stupidity. Thus, Lois is rapidly becoming my least favorite character.

Oh Jimmy, good job with getting back to Chloe's good graces. There's no better way to do it than help anyone else, just not her. But I guess, with Kara's memory back, the Karimmy spark is back too.

Lois and Jimmy duo looks like Chloe and Clark without brain, superpowers and chemistry. Over all boring and it's almost painful to watch their stupidity.

Lionel was pathetic and had too much scenes. Another proof he's goner. If Traveler wasn't enough to show who is done with show then after Veritas people who say Chloe is going to die must be dumb IMO.

Why does Kara think what happened to Lana is her fault? And how got Lana from ISIS to Kent's kitchen in this state? I'm not even asking why would she start coking :rolleyes:

Actually I'm happy there was so little Chloe in this epi. If she were to die we would get more Chlark and Chloe scenes so her death would have bigger impact on us.

I don't know what to think about Kara. She seems as waste of screen time. I don't care people think LV is hot. It's not valid reason to take so much time away from Clark. It's show about him after all.

Why was Clark there again? All he did was crying over Lana.

Again, season 7 of Smallville proved itself to be wast of time.

Chloe x Lois debate

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:31:14 GMT

Random things I hate in ChloexLois "Who's better journalist" debate.

1. Some people keep saying Chloe couldn't be top reporter because she writes mostly about weird or freaky things.
I don't think so. It would mean ILL couldn't be star reporter because she wrote about Superman and other Superheroes. What's the difference between Metas and Aliens ILL wrote about and meteor freaks Chloe wrote about back at high school.
What exactly are weird and freaky things anyway. Chloe as any journalist writes about what's happening. Smallville was full of meteor freaks so she wrote about them. It's not like she never wrote anything else.
Besides it wasn't Chloe who were chasing chupacabras story.

2. Chloe doesn't deserve her job because she spends her time helping Clark.
That one is plainly stupid IMO. It was said she writes her articles and they are actually getting published. Some people keep saying that Lois deserves her job because she spends all her time working (which is stupid because we have seen her making out with her editor when she was supposed to work) but really would you better have reporter who keeps bringing you story you don't want or story that are close to tabloid work or would you like to have reporter who steadily brings stories that are getting published?

3. Chloe is bad reporter because she doesn't write about Clark, Bart, Victor, etc.
Should she write about their work for Oliver? I don't think so. This is the case in which secrecy is important. If Chloe wrote about them it would make their work much harder. If I remember it right, ILL didn't write stories that could endanger Superman or JL. Why is getting Chloe bashed for it by Lois fans?

4. Chloe wouldn't get her stories if it weren't for Clark and Clark does all work for her.
Again, look at ILL and Superman. Besides Clark wouldn't solve these cases if it weren't for Chloe. It's called partnership.

5. Chloe got her story because Lois went undercover for her.
I remember it differently. Lois were playing with stripper outfit when guard came. Chloe may use her little but she also did it to save them. They knew there's potential killer and for all they knew it could be the guard. Everything what happened from there was accident. It's like saying Lois got her story about fight club only because of Chloe (she took the story from her) and Clark (he saved Lois' life).
Chloe saw opportunity and took it. Isn't it the thing that good reporter does?

6. Lois is bad journalist because of her relationship with Grant.
I think Lois isn't bad journalist and saying she's bad just because of Grant is pointless IMO. It's like saying Chloe is bad because she got to DP for the second time with Lionel's help. Chloe in that time didn't deserves her place at DP but it didn't make her horrible journalist. The same goes for Grant and Lois.

and there could be many more things but I need to start paying attention to lesson again.

~~~~~~~~~end of rant~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Watchtower

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:34:43 GMT

My first fanfic - drabble - ever (also could be the last one). I was bored and this just came out. Also, this isn't beta read and I'm not even sure it makes sense.

Summary: My own version of what could happen Chloe and why she isn't in Superman future.

"Care to tell me why is it so important to the original team to name this station Watchtower?" said grumpy voice.

Clark, wearing his costume, didn't even turn his head to look at Batman.

"Why that name?"

Superman still didn't pay any attention to his companion, his eyes fixed on nonexistent spot far away in universe.

Bruce was starting to feel slightly uncomfortable after meeting full of unexplained, melancholy behavior coming from a few members of the team. All concerned heroes happened to be also part of Green Arrow's original league.
Being paranoid man by nature he found this behavior suspicious. Batman wanted answers and if Batman wants answers, he gets them.

"I asked you something." Came Batman's angry reminder.

Superman started to leave but all of sudden turned back to look on his partner in the newly founded Justice League.

"Watchtower was codename of someone who helped great deal to Arrow's team."

"Why haven't I heard about it before? There's no word about Watchtower in records of past missions."

"Never had been officially made part of the team." Superman kept looking on Batman but his voice was no stronger than whisper.

"Where is she now? I presume it is she. I don't suppose group of grown men would let themselves behave that way if it was another male."

Superman turned his back on him again but continued speaking and this time Batman barely heard him.

"She went missing in action. Ten years ago. Presumed dead. We were looking everywhere but no sign of her or her body. But since she was in building that exploded and where was enough C4 to blow up half of Rhode Island, we didn't think we actually would find anything." With this said, Superman left Watchtower.

Batman took in his surroundings. He was the only one left there. He needed to find more information about this woman. No surprise like that anymore.

Somewhere, two miles underground in a lab, a body of petite woman with short blond hair stirred.

Jimmy Olsen, ideal boyfriend {insert sarcasm here}

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:38:03 GMT

Let's put aside the question why would strong, intelligent and attractive women be attracted to sweet but also timid, not very attractive or successful man like him.
What astounds me even more is behavior of Chloe, Kara and Jimmy. They are all out of character in Kara/Jimmy/Chloe.

Kara knew that the boy she used to flirt with has girlfriend which is incidentally also best friend of her cousin. Nevertheless, she continues to do doe eyes on him. She doesn't care that she will hurt someone and arguably could cause some tension in family given Chlark closeness.

Chloe wants to be with Jimmy even thought he once broke up with her because he was too jealous, which practically means he doesn't have faith in her. Later Chloe takes him back, after that Jimmy leaves Metropolis for awhile only to return and immediately starts ogling Kara. Chloe let it go. Until they break up again because of secrets and lies. But even after all she went through in relationship with Jimmy she still wants to be with him.

Jimmy sleeps with Chloe and never call her after that. Four years later, they met again and Jimmy suddenly wants her back. Chloe and he are happy couple for until Jimmy starts to feel threatened by Clark and amount of time Chloe spends with her best friend. He use Chloe's connection, without her permission, to arrange meeting with Lex so he could tell him his theory about Egyptians. Later he break it up with Chloe, not caring much about how she feels. They get back together, again, and are content before Jimmy leaves to work somewhere else.
He starts to droll all over Kara the same day he returns. Then flirts with Kara, again not caring about Chloe. He and Chloe break it up and Jimmy starts to promptly pursue Kara. To make it even worse he does it in public so Chloe and all other people could see it. Suddenly Kara disappear for awhile and Jimmy turns his attention back to Chloe.
Kara returns and Jimmy runs back to her. Though after one day with confused and amnesiac Kara, he decide that the spark between them is gone and starts to pursue Chloe again.

WTF? Is it only me or does it really look like cheating? This is not normal behavior. In real life boy like Jimmy could only dream about women like Chloe and Kara.
Chloe got over her feelings for Clark, someone with superpowers and also someone who constantly saves her life. So why would Chloe be so hang up on boy who's constantly pendling between Kara and her?

Jimmy Olsen, I hate you and your ugly shirts you like to wear so much.
What Smallville needs is its own variation on "John Tucker must die" movie.

~end of rant~
goes humbly back to writing her first "5 things" which surprisingly is Chlark.

Smallville spoiler, perhaps?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:59:19 GMT

I've read that one person will be killed and other put into coma. Two people Clark cares for. I fear Lana will be the one in coma because KK is filming her SF movie and Chloe will be the one killed. But then why would be studio negotiating with AM if they are planing to kill her off?

Writing and LJ cut

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:43:32 GMT

While I was bored during one neverending and mind numbing class, I've started writing 5 things, times, ... about Chloe Sullivan. I'll post my first piece approximately on Sunday. That is if I will ask my sister to beta it. I can hear her laughing already :sigh:
It will be my first unrelated to politics thing I've written since I left elementary school. So, it will be something completely different for me.
That means I have until Sunday to figure out how to use LJ cut. My attempts haven't been overly successful, yet. Oh the joy of being slow with technics.