Smalville is show about young Superman, right? Superman is about morals, justice and all these bothersome things, right?
Every bad deed should come back to hound your conscience or backfire (if you are not villain of the story) so kids would learn from the story. Do I get it right?
So I guess it's okay if...
1. I date my boss and sleep with him during my work hours. According to Smallville it's nothing immoral and the outcome of it will be very convenient help to start my successful career and being called star reporter even thought I still didn't get any of my work published.
2. I fake my death, frame my husband and then steal his money. Smallville taught me that there won't be any backlash for, even though I break several laws and along the way cause death of several people and have my father in law tortured. The worst that could happen to me is that I'll get one disappointed look of my boyfriend.
3. I stalk my now ex husband and say to all that I'm working on helping people that said man hurt so I'd look like freakin' saint. When it will all come out, I will get second disappointed look from my boyfriend and get in clash with my bestfriend but it will be miraculously forgotten. It's totally worth it.
4. I'm happy in love with someone who looks like my boyfriend but isn't. I will be happy and more in love with him than with the original one because this one is acting exactly how I wish and doing everything what I wish. It won't hit me as strange that he had completely changed his opinion, behavior and stopped looking for his lost cousin.
5. I'll tell later to my original boyfriend that I loved the fake one more and act as it's not my fault that I didn't know it isn't him. All I get will be silent treatment for a day and few awkward moments later but our relationship miraculously survive and all is forgotten next week.
6. I attack my bestfriend's cousin and editor of newspapers just because I want to and I got these awesome superpowers that will allow me to do it. I don't have to beg for forgiveness later even though I sent one of them into hospital. The worst that can happen to me is that I'll finally realize just how much my boyfriend is dumb when he will keep blaming himself even thought I will say him otherwise.
7. I risk my good name and career just because I want to use my editor to get over my ex. Nothing happen to me at all. Doesn't matter that the building is full of first class reporters. No one wil find out, except my cousin but I can lie to her.
8. My career patch will be wonderful because I will have suddenly from nowhere gained computer skills, my cousin's materials to case and popping up from nowhere emails with proofs.
9. I will send my bestfriend to do my work and look for my cousin, killing maniacs and emotionally blackmail her to do things she doesn't want and that could potentially get her arrested or killed. While she will do all this I'll be by bedside of my true love and stroke her hand while she's in agony.
10. I leave girlfriends just because I'm insane with jealousy or I think my amnesiac girlfriend and I lost spark. It's okay to treat them that way because they will always take me back.
11. I ask my girlfriend to marry me after I helped agents to get all proofs they need to get her arrested.
Did I leave something out? Some other moral principles we learned this season?
Every bad deed should come back to hound your conscience or backfire (if you are not villain of the story) so kids would learn from the story. Do I get it right?
So I guess it's okay if...
1. I date my boss and sleep with him during my work hours. According to Smallville it's nothing immoral and the outcome of it will be very convenient help to start my successful career and being called star reporter even thought I still didn't get any of my work published.
2. I fake my death, frame my husband and then steal his money. Smallville taught me that there won't be any backlash for, even though I break several laws and along the way cause death of several people and have my father in law tortured. The worst that could happen to me is that I'll get one disappointed look of my boyfriend.
3. I stalk my now ex husband and say to all that I'm working on helping people that said man hurt so I'd look like freakin' saint. When it will all come out, I will get second disappointed look from my boyfriend and get in clash with my bestfriend but it will be miraculously forgotten. It's totally worth it.
4. I'm happy in love with someone who looks like my boyfriend but isn't. I will be happy and more in love with him than with the original one because this one is acting exactly how I wish and doing everything what I wish. It won't hit me as strange that he had completely changed his opinion, behavior and stopped looking for his lost cousin.
5. I'll tell later to my original boyfriend that I loved the fake one more and act as it's not my fault that I didn't know it isn't him. All I get will be silent treatment for a day and few awkward moments later but our relationship miraculously survive and all is forgotten next week.
6. I attack my bestfriend's cousin and editor of newspapers just because I want to and I got these awesome superpowers that will allow me to do it. I don't have to beg for forgiveness later even though I sent one of them into hospital. The worst that can happen to me is that I'll finally realize just how much my boyfriend is dumb when he will keep blaming himself even thought I will say him otherwise.
7. I risk my good name and career just because I want to use my editor to get over my ex. Nothing happen to me at all. Doesn't matter that the building is full of first class reporters. No one wil find out, except my cousin but I can lie to her.
8. My career patch will be wonderful because I will have suddenly from nowhere gained computer skills, my cousin's materials to case and popping up from nowhere emails with proofs.
9. I will send my bestfriend to do my work and look for my cousin, killing maniacs and emotionally blackmail her to do things she doesn't want and that could potentially get her arrested or killed. While she will do all this I'll be by bedside of my true love and stroke her hand while she's in agony.
10. I leave girlfriends just because I'm insane with jealousy or I think my amnesiac girlfriend and I lost spark. It's okay to treat them that way because they will always take me back.
11. I ask my girlfriend to marry me after I helped agents to get all proofs they need to get her arrested.
Did I leave something out? Some other moral principles we learned this season?
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Also, do Chloe. I've learned from her that you can be smart, driven, talented, honest, forthright, brave, selfless and that your boyfriend will leave you for a hotter girl with less baggage, your best friend will start adutioning new sidekicks and complete take advantage of you and, even though, out of everyone you know, you've committed the least felonies, not only will you end up arrested and on your way to federal prison for life for HELPING THE HERO SAVE THE WORLD from alien dictators BUT you will also be put into a pain coma when said "hero" is too much of a pussy to get off his dead ass and help you stop said evil aliens.
Also, despite the fact you almost spent the rest of your life in said pain coma and you're screaming your lungs out for said friend with SUPERHEARING after you've ruined your criminal record to help him/do his work for him, you will still NOT BE HEARD, because he's busy cryong over the girl who treated him like shit but whom he loves more because she has shiny hair and you're really the ugliest girl of the story.
Does that about cover it?
Also, if you are a minion, never let your boss know you have the hots for him. That equals shot.
FINALLY,
It's okay to charge someone with a gun and a a bullet pointed at your head because your dad's a general and that allows you to violate laws of physics and mathematical probablity.
oh and yeah what the hell, why didnt clark hear her scream his name. that was lame.
I plan to write Smallville's character through time, don't worry there will be Chloe and Lionel.
Basically, the message of Smallville is: If you are beautiful, hot and awesome, feel free to steal, kill or sleep with your boss. Nothing will happen to you.
So true :D
10 & 4 are my faves. But they all rock!
I hope Chloe will meet next season George. Please I want Chlorge. I can't believe it took me twenty secs to fall in love with Chlorge.
And this is the reason why I will never accept EDLois has the "real" Lois Lane. The Lois Lane I've always looked up to would never even contemplate having sex with her editor.
Excellent work on this :)
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